“...if you want to get rid of every single bit of racist entertainment media from 100 years ago you are pretty much just going to have to burn all of it.”

This is a gathering for women who have aged out of Coachella.

fat ass?

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

Mutual bearding.

I never thought her singing career would take off after that divorce from Andrew.

....Where was your uterus before?

1.) Devon Sawa is hilarious

As long as they’re taking their heartworm medication and manage to puke on the hard floors and not the carpet, good for them.

Khloe’s gasp was such an obvious overreaction god damn.

Honestly, it is the most narrow-minded, weak and stupid view for these dudes to take that nothing deserves their time other than more stories from their own perspectives. My main response to the whole “chick flick” shit when I hear it these days (or “chick lit”) is a sigh of pity, because what these guys don’t get is…

“I had a girlfriend in college with whom I had an arrangement that I would sit through Sex and the City and Grey’s Anatomy with her if she would not ask me questions or to explain what was happening during LOST”

The obvious solution is for all us bitches to start down-voting the piss-poor movies that don’t pass the Bechdel test(yes, all those ones you didn’t rate but watched on HBO because whatever you’re paying for it anyway, might as well or because your s/o wanted to watch it or your brother or whatever who cares). Let’s…

Blah blah blah Holly/Kendra war of words: BRIDGET I MISS YOU! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU SEEMED SO SWEET!

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

“He’s trying ...Honestly, He trying.”

i’m not crying you’re crying

Well I made it a grand total of five seconds before bailing out of that review.