There’s something fishy about this story.

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

What about the joys of sneezing on your period? Or standing up after a long period of sitting and feeling ***the gush***

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?

I seriously hate that jawless, fetus faced pervert so fucking much. Trying to get custody of a child when you left that child’s mother for another child.

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

This is awful. Hope they go to jail for a long time.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

If you were going to murder someone this is EXACTLY what you’d say to throw off suspicion.

Obviously you didn’t really care. Might as well have spit in their face, tbh.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

A Zayn is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

I read that her name is Natalie Light?

Jesus, imagine the yeast infections you’d get with a body chemistry like that.

he should be put in jail for that beard imo