Do you know how narcissistic you have to be to see a toy with large eyelashes and think it is made in your likeness? Fuck off forever, Fox News chick. If anything, you remind me of Yzma. A cartoon asshole and a real life asshole:

There is only one response to this:

I totally see the resemblance. A black woman working for Faux News? Emotionally she must be a hollowed out piece of plastic.

Oh THATs what just landed on the lawn. Dogs got it.

My vagina just shrivelled up, fell off and blew away like a tumbleweed.

“FINALLY!” -This fan:

This might be the singular instance of when you should feel shame about masturbation.

Having too many “Jobs” blows.

Not sure “controversy” is the right word to describe what surrounds the Ghostbusters remake. “Controversy” implies some legitimate material dispute of facts, interpretations, or values. This is just a mass man-child temper tantrum.

Or is it just not a bunch of angry men claiming women cannot play such roles such as Ghostbusters?

Burgeoning career? She was already freaking Ri-Ri by then. Maybe if the elevator thing happened in like 2007....

i stopped brushing mine and now my curls are great ... so long as they are never touched and not windblown and are clean and don’t have much product in them. so, like ... 12% of the time. le sigh. and i really wanted to get in on this stupid trend (only not at all, because seriously, wtf is a hair tattoo? just typing…

Am I the only one who remembers these from the early 00s?

As someone who is still recovering from a good cry this morning about getting my period (after trying 7 months to get pregnant, and I was so sure abot this time!) if someone asked me to strap on a belly I would simultaneously ugly cry and punch them in the face. Sorry to be self-centered. Just feeling very shitty…

I feel the same way about Blake Shelton, baby.

This is probably the first time that overdosing in a brothel saved a marriage.

It makes sense to withdraw the petition for now, since she might be the best person to make medical decisions for him. His kids are minors, and his mother is deceased.

As much as I hated her “x out” acne commercial zendaya seems real fucking cool

I’m YOUNG AND I’M HOPELESSSSSSSSSSSSS I’m LOST AND I KNOW THIS I’M GOING NO WHERE FAST THAT’S WHAT THEY SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I can die happy now. Dream come true. Actually this would really be my dream come true if it were good charolette