A professor I know found this in his college’s library earlier this week. I think I found your leak.

fixed that for you

So sorry, yes, there are two reasons to suffer through House of Cards.

I’d like to submit Corey Stoll for your consideration.

I came.

The things I would do to this man are not legal anywhere on this earth.

It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.

That’s just hilarious.

more like not all about that FACE (on your leg). RIGHT?!

If you don’t wear seafoam, you’re gonna SEE ME GROAN

I’m getting that Bradley Cooper caricature tattooed on my thigh so I can look at it every day and be happy forever.

He’s not kidding. Two inches down here will kill more people than Two feet up there.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

That’s severe as fuck in Texas, dude

What would you give that one time i went to break up with a girl, but when i got there she started breaking up with me, and i got defensive like, ‘WHAT NO WE CAN’T BREAK UP’

Agreed. But truly Carrie was the worst girlfriend, so they kind of deserved each other.

You give Berger a C+???? Ugh. That asshat was the worst of all the boyfriends. I give him a big fat F. And a U.

Unrelated question: we can all agree Jack Berger was the worst bf on Sex and the City, right?