Well, Johnny Depp, it’s not like you need to worry about winning an Oscar any more...

I am so depressed this Amber Blac Chyna show isn’t happening.

What kind of snake is that? Everything in a ten mile radius would be brown and stinky if that crawled about in my back yard!

Is Moby...interested in women?

apparently it’s a bit mean lol. at least from what I read on ONTD. Also someone called Taylor Swift the “Beige Satan” on there which was pretty amazing.

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

I want to burn any couple that says they (‘we’) are having a baby. no you’re not. the woman is having a baby. the man is not growing a human being for 9 months and pushing it out of a grape-sized hole. fuck off.

Any post-relationship solution is insane. It’s insane to go from being two people who were the most important people in each other’s lives (or at least among the top 5) to blocking each other’s numbers and never speaking to each other ever again. And it’s equally insane to go from passionate romance to platonic…

that sad fella from Friends?

“When Harry Met Sally” fooled me into sticking around far too long, waiting for him to have an epiphany that never came.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

Taylor Swift has a horrendous taste in men. I don’t even understand how someone who comes from seemingly loving family and is so well rounded otherwise, keeps going for dicks. Why?

All I know is that she’s named after cheese, so she clearly wins the hypothetical match against Jennifer Lawrence.

I’m just gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch “United States of Tara.” So, so good. So much excellent Brie Larson-ing.

I Lolo-ed.

Sure but there are five Kaydens in any suburban school and that’s cool. Everyone in the upper middle class recently decided they were all Celtic war chiefs and gave their kids names that vaguely sort of soudned suited to it. And it’s a trend!

Is it too late for a racial draft? I think Dave Chappelle would agree that we can let her go.

This article (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/…) is amazing and I suggest you read it if you feel confusion about “black” names.

But what the fuck is that Symoné business? Everybody knows that the random accent is the epitome of a “ghetto” name. And she really couldn’t see herself hiring Watermelondrea to expand on her kool-aid hair coloring options? Let me find out Ms. Raven-Symonaynay is suddenly high class. How in the fuck does she fix her…