go away I dislike you bother someone else.

Somewhere in LA, groups of models begin to debate who has to fall on the Affleck grenade.

Cause of ded: Extreme Happiness.

did they go to the same rehab at the same time ??than its brotastic

*types Ye Rustic Inn into Google Maps*

I’m certain that I could have lived a fully happy life with zero knowledge of Justin Bieber’s wang. We’ll never know for sure, though.

ded

Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm, palling around? Considering they've both been to rehab for the sauce, I don't know if this is such a great idea. Plus, too much testosterone with those two. If I was anywhere near, I'd feel like a 5 year old next to them.

MY PET ROCK RECENTLY DIED AND I REALLY TAKE OFFENSE TO YOUR COMMENT.

Cecil isn’t laughing.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

“Fail to get an indictment against breast cancer after reluctantly arresting breast cancer to quell public outcry”

Possibly you can get them on clearance in November.

“Let’s systemically oppress breast cancer”?

I need a pair tho.

For October, the NRA also suggests we defend ourselves and shoot off our own boobs.

“Arrest Breast Cancer”? That slogan’s too lame. How about “Excessive force against breast cancer”?

this is helpful, to me, because i was not aware of breast cancer before this very moment.

Good job Satan.

God,