When I think sexytime, I immediately think “Dogfart.”

Nicki Minaj is all about the importance of education.

Entire posts were done about it. It was extensively covered here.

I have a feeling that the E-Cigarette Man isn’t going to look anything like the Marlboro Man

I also do not understand vaping. What do you get out of it? How much does it cost over a year? Is it addictive? Are the kewl kidz doing it? Are the "kewl kidz" just white teenagers who need to get over themselves? Does Moriaritysringtone vape? Does fighting polish?

I am all about huffing, it’s the new hotness. I use silver paint... Witness me!!!

As someone who is two weeks out of an abusive relationship, I did not understand what she said in that way. It is a weakness. It is not our fault, but it is a weakness placed on us by a society that tells us we should be a certain way (passive, etc) and we should let men take control of us. It is a weakness that even…

“Now that I’m an adult, I realize that women stay whether a man’s rich or poor. It’s just a weakness.”

And then she emerged from her skin suit for her scheduled feeding, allowing the producers to shove a randomly selected audience member into her cavernous, fanged maw while the rest watched and chanted softly.

ReVamp. eheh. ehehehehe. ehehhehhhehehhh.

Welcome to the club. We got jackets.

The Volturi is patriarchy. They are a bunch of old white men telling Bella that no, she cannot have a daughter.

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.

THANK YOU! You do not know how I have pined to hear those words! I kind of want to keep growing them out til they’re way too long and curl around because I tend to have a ‘some is good, more is better’ approach to beauty. But I won’t. Because I like wiping my own butt.

Also, who cares if no one notices? It’s not like everything women do is a desperate cry for attention. This glitter nail polish is for my enjoyment, thank you very much.

My bf made fun of me for how much nail polish I own, and said that no one even notices nail colour anyways. I told him at least three people complimented my opal nail polish that week and he said “let me guess, all women, right?” and I said duh yes but who cares? I like it.

What does this fucker do yesterday? “Oh you…

I vowed that, for the whole month of October, I will de-makeup, wash, medicate (Metrogel), and moisturize my face EVERY SINGLE NIGHT (I am the worst and usually only do it half the time). After extensive research, I bought a Vitamin C serum and some pure grapeseed oil for the moisturizing part because I read that it…

I’m never without gel so I don’t really care what my nails look for the half hour they’re without it. They don’t have fungus or anything, so who cares if they’re chewed up. It’s not living tissue and they’re perfectly strong once I put on the gel coats and a light dusting of acrylic powder. Yes I might lose a bare…

Did another gel manicure this weekend on the heels of a previous one. Usually I wait, but my nails are finally growing and they look so strong and healthy. But really, they’re ruined on the inside. Just like me!