Shuping claims to have found a psychologist willing to help fulfill her dream in 2006. After a couple of weeks, they decided Shuping was ready to lose her eyesight. The psychologist poured drain cleaner in her eyes.

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

this satire is next-level great and i love you for brightening my day

in their defense, who even knows what hillary’s positions are, lol

You know what? Good. Fucking good. Maybe now I won’t sound like a grouch and a conspiracy theorist when I say “The Pope isn’t working in our best interest, liberals! He’s saying the same shit all the other Popes have been saying, but in a nicer way that places emphasis on different places.”

Come on. He almost sort of said that gay people weren’t literally the devil. What more do you want?

- the pope

Tears came out of her EYES, you say? And here I have been weeping out of the wrong places all this time. Thank you, Kim Davis.

I would say barely into the 20th century.

I understand that Justin Long is back on the market?

Chill pope is dead to me. Whatever we had, we’re through.

Well, if history has taught us anything it’s that if the Vatican seems embarrassed by something and would rather not talk about it, there’s probably not much of a story here.

So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?

“Brian Austin Green on his divorce from Megan Fox: I’m gonna need spousal support!”

The spousal support request sounds like bullshit. I’m pretty sure David Silver can find something to do for a living even with vertigo.

Why do I feel like Justin Long spends a lot of time broken hearted?

Michelle Williams wtf are you doing with Paula Deen?