Well I guess the producers of Magic Mike know their audience.

Someone up thread suggested Emma Stone. I'm on board.

She’s like a James Franco you can’t laugh at for some reason.

Wait, their faces are covered by stickers? This zine, then, is not about her exes but about her own desirability, in general. A vanity project in the most narrow sense. At least Kim K isn’t trying to pretend her book is something other than what it is.

Because she’s art school given human form.

Why does she constantly make me want to kick her in the shin?

Doug looks so rough for his age in some photos.

Love that Emma Stone. So versatile.

Nope the sidekick is 25% Indian and rumored to be played by Emma Stone.

It will be fine as long as they keep the best scene from the original.

“the lead cop “will be paired with an Indian sidekick named Sanjit. Instead of hunting down a criminal’s ex-wife, it’s tracking down a lost flash drive…that finds its way to a kids’ classroom.”

“Ryan, it seems, isn’t just your average clam server; no, he is a college student as well. A college student who is “working two jobs to fund his education.””

So Mitt’s binders finally came in handy?

Diplo, is that you again?

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

I know Chrissy Teigen is becoming a thing, but I can't stomach her. God bless John Legend, he must really love that girl.

The problem is no one is asking the real questions here and it’s making me sick.

Tits are taking tit’s spot as the tits of Game of Tits.

I’m going to go ahead and cite the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock principle that the number of weddings you have is inversely proportionate to the length of the actual marriage.*