Terry DuBrow would already be your third boob.
Maybe before I watched him make sure the flash was on for his hemorrhoid pic.
He’s married, on a reality TV show, and his life’s work is evaluating and attempting to improve women’s bodies. If I were for some reason inclined to hook up with an ordinary-looking guy 15 years my senior, I think I could find one who came with fewer negatives.
No way. I’d worry he was sizing me up for future work the way I consider which slice of pizza I want to start with (pro tip: the one with the most cheese on it).
In my defense I would do literally anything for discounted plastic surgery.
Where is “No, both his looks and personality don’t do it for me”?
He definitely doesn’t eat box but I bet it’s fun blowing coke off his abs so I call it a wash.
Look I’m just going to say it, admit it to the universe, cleanse my soul.
But they were just sayyyyyyyyyying …
This is easily the least shocking thing I’ve read on the Internet all week. Of course this particular brand, which is all about status and rich white women, would be fat-shaming. Of course.
Yeah, no. You don’t make me part of your sub/dom sexual play without my consent. There are fairs and clubs for that.
Plus, this is the only Mama
My first thought when I saw Stephen Tyler was ‘wow, Johnny Depp has lost a lot of weight.’
I’d guess this is a myostatin-related genetic mutation, like that enormously muscle-bound whippet that was the internet’s favorite LOLWUT a while back.