k like why do they all look so good

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

lol let me die

WAIT. It's not one consistent dude per customer?

Jesus Christ, no.

Call me a hopeless romantic, but allow me to paraphrase Ri-Ri and suggest that maybe, just maybe...you're finding love in a hopeless place?

I feel like Anna Kendrick really gets me.

literally walk away now and never return

Soon. I'm gonna wear your skin.

Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob, "thinks being in a relationship will make him a more appealing leading man"

Miscellany: Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob

WHAT IF... a few months from now... Bruce is called Diana and Royal Baby #2 is named Belinda? The tabloids are going to be SO embarrassed.

even if Bruce gender transitions, he'll still have had less work done than Kris.

I'm waiting for her to come out with a song actually literally titled "Sam You Piece of Shit."

you're the best thing i like about taylor

YOU GUYS

STAY GRUMPY H8RSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Take that blackened grunge heart outside at night. Now look at the stars. Look how they shine for you. And everything you do. They are all yellow.

Cold play reminds me of U2, only Coldplay wasn't good before they started to suck.

Well, given the choice, I would certainly text Nicholas Hoult instead of Chris Martin. Because Coldplay annoys the hell of my blackened grunge heart and Chris Martin just seems insufferable to me.