My guess is he doesn’t have a frontal lobe.  

You know how the Mayans would use planks to deform their heads? He is their platonic ideal. 

Obviously, this is a weirdly intense faux accent. But isn’t this a real thing? I seem to pick up certain people’s inflections, especially if it’s unique, if I hang out with them for a long period of time. I imagine it’s kind of the same with accents?

3d dog tatoo on his shoulder is awesome.

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.

In 2013

Taking a class called “sex scenes” by master thespian James Franco strikes me as just maybe possibly a tiny bit like someone choosing to strip (at a conventional establishment) then asking the owner for an apology because he/she felt exploited. Which is not to say he/she was not legimitately exploited, but just, well…

I agreed with you until earlier today when it came out that Wolff has audio tapes of almost every conversation in question and on the subject of “How would you know what Bannon said to Ailes at a dinner party?” the response was “The dinner party was at my house.”.

At first I read “Chlorella” as “cholera”and was still like, oh yeah of course that’s a suggestion. To be fair it’s probably a faster way to cleanse.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

Homeboy got his start on Growing Pains. He can calm himself.

I think he’s a great actor with a terribly suited face. It worked for Titanic, Catch Me If You Can and Great Gatsby, but not Shutter Island and Revenant.

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

Consider your male colleagues. Do you think they hesitate to shit in public restrooms?

What a sweet boy!