Dear Billy Ray,

What a twist ending! Did M. Night Shyamalan write this?! (LOL no)

Academy Award-nominated film Suicide Squad

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Um I don’t think we’re supposed to talk about this...

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

Screw that guy and Delta.

sort of like being a woman in Afghanistan

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

Isn’t it bizarre when you wind up in a little corner of the internet acting like a sleuth and trying to dissect drama that’s none of your business?? For a few weeks I was in this rabbit hole of some girl on tumblr who would beg for money and it turned out she just used it all on drugs and not her medical issues and…

As far as I can tell, he hasn’t acknowledged the role of the legislative branch at all. I honestly think he doesn’t know what it is. It would explain his open contempt for Paul Ryan.

Has Dump ever mentioned working with Congress at all? He always says what he’ll personally do, and I guess he’ll do it by imperial decree. I’ve never heard him mention working with anyone to get anything done. He has mentioned appointing a Supreme Court justice but has not acknowledged the other two branches of…

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

It’s called fashion,

Again, just want to point out that Bush was married with three daughters when this tape was made. Seriously.

He’s got property on the south pole and he can tell you, the ice is definitely not melting. It’s really a lovely place. It’s making lots of money. Lots. Sniff.