It's douche inception!! I hope I can consciously uncouple from my eardrums when this single drops.

It would be really easy to mock this but I actually think it’s really nice for those kids. Sure the parents are ridiculous celebrities so it’s easy to forget that the children are real children, but they are, and I’m glad their parents are being supportive and loving through their break up.

Wow, I get to say something relevant here! I had a last minute invite to one of the special Academy screenings of this movie (Monday night- there was also one on Sunday). The audience was full of both women and men, as it was an industry event; the friend that I went with is a member of the PGA. I loved it, and…

can we talk about how hugh jackman was somehow one of the all-time great Oscar hosts? because he was the best

I saw the trailer for “The Revenant” when I dragged my husband to see “The Martian” and thought it looked awesome. <— is a woman

I’m a woman - a “career woman” even - and I can’t wait to see this movie. And it’s not just because Tom Hardy is super fuckable.

I’m down on my knees and whining like a little piglet….”wheee!…wheee!…I’m sorry…I’m sorry!”

Adele said that throat surgery she had to have (polyp removal and repair of a burst blood vessel) incidentally gave her about four more notes she hadn’t had previously.

Joe and Sofia are getting married this weekend??????

I hate making pie dough. Anymore I just buy the premade kind from the refrigerated section. I’m sorry about your grandma. It sucks that she never got to teach you her pie recipe.

I cried over pie dough once. I was trying to make my grandmother’s apple pie recipe for Christmas. I could not get the pie dough to work correctly. Just couldn’t. I threw my latest try into the trash and stomped upstairs to cry.

“ excuse me tom tina, are you in the right place? jeopardy contestants are not supposed to be this hot”

Hey Tom, wanna be an Army wife?

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART PUBERTY!!!

No a lot of female fur trappers in those days.

Hello? Is there a “Hugh Jass” here? I’m looking for a “Hugh Jass”.

Poor Roger Deakins. Maybe he will have better luck with his 14th Oscar’s nomination.

I saw this trailer before The Martian. I think Leo will finally win his Oscar here, if the movie is as good as the trailer. Also, we all now know why he was looking so scruffy for a while.

That sort of sexual policing gives me rapey vibes. It suggests that we have to go against our own bodies and experiences to somehow fuck our way to social justice - which is gross. I don’t need to be shamed or coerced into having sex that I don’t want to have, especially not when its only to further a narrative.

Gay…