Murphy is a complete hack, just a hack with good initial concepts, but horrendous at execution.
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Which is also being adapted into a film directed by Martin Scorsese, with Leo DiCaprio as Holmes!
Over the weekend I went to a concert with my bff and we could only sum it up in three words - “fuckin white people”
Does nobody else hear the devestation in his voice as he trails off at the end?
This is literally the perfect reference!
I’m in love. “We gotta call the aquarium or something.”
Fine, but I'm getting a wax first
Wait a minute...too much hair dye...indistinct accent...Johnny (wait, Johnny?!)...Johnny, is that you?
you are a fool, woman. candy corn is delicious carnauba wax goodness. i’ll concede that those candy corn spawn are abominations. why mess with candy corn perfection? (can’t stop saying candy corn. candyfuckingcrackcorn.) if, like me, you are from the 1960s and 70s, you enjoyed candy corn’s heyday. before razor blades…
Candy corn is really good with coffee, if you don't mind eating candy for breakfast. You only live once, yo.
They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.
Are we at that point now where we are allowed to proclaim that Halle Berry is a terrible actress, and that her performance in Monster’s Ball was just a fluke?
I hope Leo never wins an Oscar. Because he’s turning in his best work ever in pursuit of that Oscar. And so many actors’ careers stale after winning an Oscar. They lose momentum, they become over exposed and they have to go away for awhile.
I think they both taste wonderful. Not sure what that makes me...
Anyone who's ever discovered they're out of coffee during a blizzard knows this already. Two day old cup reheated on a wood stove? Fine. No cable? NOT FINE. Very dangerous situation there.
My SiL would do that. Her now husband (my husband’s brother) moved out of the house he shared with his first wife, and into her house, but for the first 8 - 10 months after he moved in, they pretended in front of his mother that they were “just friends”. My MiL went so far as to inquire if they were dating, and was…
“Hey, can you do me a special favor for me and my date tonight?”