Cephalopods, like octopus, have a deeply alien form of intelligence that is both creepy and fascinating. They remind me of parrots, where you can look in their eyes and know they are thinking about you... but not the way a mammal would. Smart, but different.

Maybe you will be taken prisoner and be tortured and the President will mock you for getting caught. Or maybe you will be killed in battle as a hero and the President will belittle your family for their race and/or religion.

Cat: “Hey. Have any of you seen my dog? I think he might have come through here.*

If you pick ranged characters on maps that require you to control points then you are already taking away an important aspect to your team so you better make up for it in skill. If you’re Widow be willing to go machinegun if the point starts to look like its falling to the other team. Dying in OW doesn’t hurt as much…

Okay, that’s fair. I don’t like playing an attack map with triple snipers who won’t switch, because yeah, more often than not they’re the kind of “gold elims bitch I ain’t going healer” player that just doesn’t understand the fundamental goal of a team-based game.

he was one of two men to have flown twice to the moon.

If you wanna learn more about Gene Cernan watch this amazing documentary on him. It’s well worth your time.

They’re really delivering the Rocky 4 treatment, aren’t they? The new evil car has all the expensive tech and gadgetry (but where’s the heart!?) while Lightning is just going to have to train the old fashioned way: with grit, good ol’ American moxy and pounding on the sides of frozen beef. Or whatever the Cars…

File 1? No

GOP Constitution:

COPV stands for Composite Overwrapped Pressure Vessel, not Vehicle.

Fuck Mei.

Yes, Deadspin is more or less a sports site. That being said, the sports world would be somewhat affected by a nuclear war.

Was the aluminum heated by a Galaxy Note 7?

Very cool. Thumbs up!

US should start a misinformation campaign that doping makes you gay

Russia: Dope all you want, just don’t be gay.

Short for “relationship”.

Blizzard still hasn’t confirmed that every hero is gay, but I think it’s only a matter of time at this point.