Strange noises coming from the old Apple factory at night? Sounds like a groovy mystery for Scooby Doo and the gang.

Needs a better soundtrack.

If he'd pulled the trigger his buddy in the passenger seat wouldn't hear anything out of that ear ever again. Maybe get some nice powder burns, too.

It would pollute far less because of efficiencies of scale. A single coal power plant powering 1000 cars pollutes far less than 1000 individual internal combustion engines.

I don’t see any way of reading this that implies the all-electric car he’s talking about is a 911 and not the Mission E.

I distinctly remember shooting Queen Amidala in the back with a shotgun in BattleFront II. Some things never change.

Thank god the two-year-old is okay. I was really worried.

Every Oscars for the past two decades has been four hours of celebrities breathlessly thanking two dozen people you never heard of (remember Julia Roberts thanking her layers?). The recap on the news the next day can barely put together two minutes of interesting highlights, the most memorable of which are somebody…

Cried along with Tiger at the end of the 2006 British Open.

“All ashore from the SS Date Rape.”

This is that slippery slope the Republicans warned us about.

No pa! I love him!

Trying to work out the details of the Cars universe leads to madness. How are new cars created? Do they mate and give birth, or are they built in factories? Are they effectively immortal if they replace their parts as they break down? Are the tow trucks, semis, and street sweepers okay with being born predestined for…

There’s a scene late in the movie where McQueen is fueling up. The gas pumps have big pedals in front of them so a car can press on it with one wheel to start/stop the pump - but the never showed how he inserted the nozzle.

C’mon. That submarine was like the size of an aircraft carrier (even though it could still fit through the canals of Venice, shhhhh). I see no reason Nemo couldn’t have an opulent, six-wheeled car aboard.

I have the CharGriller and it works great. There are several parts that rusted like crazy, though, so get yourself a cover for it.

I have the CharGriller and it works great. There are several parts that rusted like crazy, though, so get yourself a…

“Shia LaBeouf Motivates...” is the new “Hitler is Angry About...”

He was always making life hard for that blue Reliant Robin.

1. Jack up car.

The engine’s necktie?