It’s like those old Who’s Who scams you’d get in the mail when you graduated high school or college; where for a “small fee” you can get your name and accomplishments published in some book that’s like a yearbook but even more worthless.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

I definitely saw this with my mom in the theater at age...12? and I am STILL SHOCKED.

EXCUSE ME, WHERE THE FUCK IS SERIAL MOM ON THIS LIST

My favorite line from Anna Karenina.

I love it too, but beyond the things requiring bureaucracy to work, my biggest issue with the Purge is can you imagine what the annual economic costs of just one Purge night would be? Like in a Purge world, I can’t imagine any insurer ever covering losses that occur during the Purge, which means every business and…

People can be really smart about some stuff and clueless about one tiny insignificant thing. Take this example: I have a round wooden cutting board that has a small round indentation in it, presumably for momentarily storing bits of whatever you’re chopping. I use this board when I’m cutting pizza so that I don’t…

Milk makes a green tea toner stick too

stoned manicure is the only way to manicure (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DRUNK MANICURE).

Please don’t blame the Trumps for the wire. That was Putin.

That’s a great point, and an exceptional scenario I had not considered. Thank you!

The Trump Administration: Where Hope gives up on YOU.

Yeah, when she disclosed that she doesn’t have a GED it all started making sense. She can act when scripted but her general humor is sophomoric, she hasn’t been socialized through normal channels in how to interact in public situations.

Was that the theme of the “The Aristocrats?”

As a Missourian I can’t say how elated I am when we hit national news, of any sort. As a PROGRESSIVE Missourian, being able to share this shitstain’s mugshot is the pinnacle of my fucking month.

Mr. Wrecks works 9-5, I teach nights. When someone asked if Mr. Wrecks babysits while I am at work, I said no. The interlocutor was confused. I told them Mr. Wrecks is not a babysitter. Interlocutor rolled their eyes. I went and screamed into the sink.

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

The Corgi is just HORSING AROUND.

I just acquired one of those, and spent a while puzzling over wtf plant it was for. I’m SO excited to replant my violet tonight.

It’s like tan being considered a sign of lower-class menial workers — and therefore unattractive. Until Coco Chanel began sunning on her yacht, and then instantly it became a sign of wealth and prestige.