OMG thank you.  So, so, so very tired of detached air of smug giggling eeeewwwws that accompany this kind of stuff.  Seriously, it’s annoying and not right and it’s not helping.  Also?  We can alllllll tell when you’re making fun. 

Thanks for this. It's great that Liza's got such a healthy self-effacing sense of humor about this. She's survived everything and everyone (amazing how many people in this are dead). But then,  Liza's a champion.

I love that she hooked up with the other guy because she wanted to and that it didn’t ruin her relationship with Cassius

Pretty much.  Sarah Huckabee Sanders is 35.

I take it you didn’t come from Breaking Bad? It’s cool if not, it’s just that there’s no great mystery about those scenes for those who did.

Being evil ages you real fast?

Maybe he’s a Sith?  

I’ve found myself rooting for Nacho. He’s a decent guy in an indecent world. The fact that he now has to worry about Gus doesn’t bode well. 

I found this exposition on your daily routine very fascinating. However (get ready for some unsolicited advice), loofahs are fucking terrible. You don’t need one, it could give you a terrible rash because they are basically luxury spa resorts for nasty bacteria.

Shirley Jackson’s story “The Lottery,” first published in The New Yorker in 1948,

They can always adapt Dark Places if they have a Gillian Flynn vacancy. The movie wasn’t good (or widely seen) and a limited series could allow them to do more with perspective and point of view than could be done in a 2-hour movie.

I was totally Homer at 2:18 there.

According to their advertising, Lululemon is all about making you feel more confident and brave. The thieves were obviously feeling those vibes.

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

Same, reading that line it just occured to me why you need to contour when you wear foundation. One is the reason why you have to do the other or you look so bland.

Okay, this is somewhat related, but anytime something happens that I can’t explain, I automatically attribute it to ghosts. Case in point: about 8 or 9 years ago, I was living in central PA for law school (horrific enough on its own). There was a rare east coast earthquake off the coast of Virginia one afternoon. I was…

oh man same. i deeply want to buy the daytime version too but it’s too expensive for me to justify both

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

I really liked EOS the one time I tried it, but I also like to be able to carry my lip balm in my pocket. (The one I had was a gift.) Those dumb eggs are not conducive to such actions. So unless they want to package a more pocket friendly version, I’m afraid I won’t be buying it again.

I really liked EOS the one time I tried it, but I also like to be able to carry my lip balm in my pocket. (The one I…