...and when I saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that's when I realized I'd lost another one-and-done.

Ley wants it so he can think all those X's and O's are meant for him.

Sydney Leroux really needs to reconsider her decision to join Dollar Shave Club.

That's great. Disagree with another's point by making a joke about mental retardation.

Guffaw.

Thanks for that.

The author could have saved a lot of time throwing dirt on this show by simply mentioning Dana Jacobson would be prominently involved.

Because if she doesn't end up pitching at the college or pro level, it has to be because of racism and not a lack of ability?

Maybe. She might have a shot at a front-office job if she sticks with the game. Oh, do you mean as a player? No chance.

Sorry, didn't mean to recommend this post. Must be some really high-pitched whistle you're hearing to draw that conclusion.

The worst is yet to come. Just wait until the 49ers play a home game and take the field in ill-fitting mom jeans.

You're being kind, actually. A pathetic team for some time now.

If by "people" you mean me, then I'll comply. My Bucs destroyed your Eagles and shut down the Vet en route to the Super Bowl, then did it again in the first game at the Linc about eight months later.

True, but unless that happened in your lifetime, when you were actually a fan of the team, it's like bragging about the Yankees winning 27 Series when most fans were around for maybe six of them.

This would be a good move for the Eagles. It'll remind fans of the glory years, when they were winning all those championsh....uh, er...

Same here, big work conference in the desert. Nice resort. Think the LPGA plays a tourney there. You didn't know about his huge house in Tampa? Right on the water. And, yeah, it's cool. Never was an issue! Easy to cross wires on the innernets.

I ran in 103-degree heat in Palm Desert once. It had nothing on a 103 heat index here! Still, 116 is inhumane. Throw in a few more U's on the eff-that. Bucs will probably struggle, but I do expect better things. As for Jeets, the NY ladies at the office are planning a big trip for the last series at the Trop, then…

Barely!

The heat I can handle. The humidity can screw itself. Been a little wetter than normal, at least in Orlando. If I can get through August, September will make it up to me. Plus, football. Makes everything more tolerable.

This much I'll give my division rival: anybody but the Sox. Florida is a steaming-hot jungle of a place lately. Rain, rain, rain. Come on, October. How's about there?