I agree on the Deadspin point, but I do think just about any girl in that situation would get a ton of attention and opportunities.

You are absolutely correct. Many people are forgetting that in the early teens, girls usually develop faster than boys. She's a talented kid, but in terms of pitching, she's close to topping out, if not already. The boys who stick with baseball will easily pass her soon. It's just nature.

Oookaay. How's that working out for Chicago?

Just like in Chicago, right?

Tradition, like the NAACP still using the term "colored." Which I, a Republican, have objected to for years.

Mine was more a comment on the follicle statuses of Manziel and Hoyer.

And if he was a dem, we wouldn't have found out from you.

Perhaps you shouldn't at all. Being an asshole is a choice. Retardation is not.

While we're at it, let's also compile a list of incidents in which the media, either intentionally or through sheer incompetence, reported on such events without including all allegations. I'll start: Ferguson, Mo.

Since whomever takes snaps for Cleveland will have to run around like his hair is on fire, Manziel is your natural choice.

The first throw was for his id, and the second for his ego. When he announces his retirement, we'll then see his super-ego on full display.

How much of a break does a head full of sawdust need?

My bad. I did miss it. Should have known better. If Newton is known for one thing, it's being a thief.

Are you being ironic with point x? Because Cam Newton's connection to Ferguson is what, exactly? And what would be the people of Ferguson's connection to him, exactly? I didn't realize one's ability to settle riots was a condition of being a No. 1 pick.

It's still a great place for people who mind their own, but was better before all the know-it-alls came in to tell us how great it was where they couldn't hack it.

As if the maze weren't enough of an homage to Jeter, the farmer also presents a gift basket and cab ride to those who find their way out.

His new bullying method is an improvement over his previous M.O., when he would just sucker-punch you. More accurate lede: Steve Smith has long been one of the biggest assholes in the NFL.

Once again, Captain Hindsight saves the day. Is there anything that guy can't do after the fact?

Just tell people you're a made guy. It's more nuanced than bigshot.

I tried to like and even pull for Woods. But week after week of people like Gary McCord and that nutjob David Feherty gargling Woods' Nike Swoosh balls was just too much. He is a remarkably gifted golfer and fierce competitor, but their fawning over him bordered on creepy. As a result, I chose to openly root against…