Hmmm, maybe. Love me some late-'70s Reggie Jackson and even a little Louisiana Lightning when he won 25. But the Eli gif is beyond belief. That thing should come with a doctor's warning and an MPAA rating for hilarity.

It was huge news. I remember those Yankees teams very well. I love baseball now but adored it then.

Hey! I remember the Munson news vividly. My older brother told me while we were walking across the yard. I was 10. First time I can remember an athlete dying during his playing days.

Ten Things I Wish I Shat.

Haven't seen that much white stiffness since Forrest Gump was returning kicks for the Tide.

I tripped on him having a Prius AND a girlfriend. These seem mutually exclusive.

I support the people who do and want to. Do you not?

Defending the border is selfish and Ayn Rand-ish? Got it.

I know, right? Because immigration is such a huge joke right now!

Boredom makes people do some crazy things.

Can't throw shade without Sunshine.

Hear, hear, Andre. Fuck Bon Jovi!

Not an ounce of personal shame or respect for women between them. But, they're enriching UT and the NCAA, so they should probably receive some sort of stipend.

They don't have a clue about real sacrifice or even real hunger. I do not weep for athletes on scholarship.

I and two of my brothers played basketball at what was then a lower-tier D-I program bordering on the dregs. My nephew currently plays football in the Big 10. None of us came close to starvation. I have a hard time believing that this is nothing more than hyperbole on the part of this player. I've grown tired of this…

It's not just you. Far from it. Aside from live sporting events, I do not watch ESPN anymore. Depending on the announcing crew, their MLB coverage is adequate, and they're somehow smart enough not to screw up college football. But MNF needs retooling, and just about any studio show is unwatchable. IMO.

Nice! You got all the talking points and retorts in there without even taking a breath.

Not yet! But they're hoping to have steel there one day.

This is an asinine comparison. Cleveland is a way worse place to return to than Benghazi.

Oh, it's him. That's our David Siegel.