I was not a fan, but the man is genuinely intelligent. Using them for speeches is one thing, but others can't string together a coherent point in their absence.

Since this was on MSNBC, which of its 14 viewers brought it to Deadspin's attention?

With a name like that, I can only guess she was in lots of movies that had no need for a wardrobe consultant.

Your name fits.

All those elected after the teleprompter was invented.

Is she related to Michael Kay? Because that would be so very ESPN.

This also applies to presidents.

Might get a red for diving.

I, for one, wanted to believe the lie.

I like your joke. I'll never like Scott.

Yes, yes, yes.

Police were tipped off to Jenkins' potential culpability when they examined Hernandez for gang-related tattoos and found one that read "I'm with Stupid."

Prime Perp.

So, the Larry O'Brien Trophy gets hauled around like Lord Stanley's Cup? Did not know this.

A fitting capper to Brazil's cartoonish performance on and off the pitch.

Good point. However, it does not fit the narrative.

This story has the words "dick," "pissed," "dicking" and "rub," but what made it really offensive was the egregious use of "Houston Astros."

Coincidentally, Red Klotz is why my buddy is on Plavix.

Kluwe's mouth outkicked his coverage.

I knew a guy who took a helmet there and lost one, so we called him uniball. It became like a one-car garage.