Which one do you drink when you want to ponder some of life's deeper questions, like: Why am I a Twins fan?

Not as such, no.

Have you guys ever seen Obama throw?

This invisible force also works remarkably well at repelling women.

Careful how you swing it. Liberal tolerance is a misnomer.

So, you're out to ruin Pat Sajak, whom you don't even know and whose life has zero effect on yours, and HE'S the nutcase? With tolerance like that, you truly are a liberal. Do get help.

So, she's gonna marry The Edge circa 1987?

Is throwing it away in shame after the first use the same as cleaning?

He's a sad-sack.

A more concise chart would feature schools where the No. 1 pick actually attended class, yoU kNow, Cbs?

IF this new organization can avoid the temptation to do idiotic things like putting LeBron James in a soccer uniform with regard to potential suitors, like espn did yesterday, it might have a chance. Gosh, espn is the worst. Can't somebody arrest Neil Everett for something - anything?

He's just using his talents. Seriously, look at the guy. Dangle an apple in front of him at your own peril.

Heh. Kids. Mine would just shake their heads.

"...marching in formation, accompanied by clips of cheerleaders traipsing around the field in short skirts and pigtails with single feathers stuck in their headbands, playing out the white man's sexual ideal of the "squaw..."

I predict there will be four bids, each less successful than the last.

I possess the worst Magic jacket ever. It's silky brown.

Nice to see the team will continue the Bobcats' tradition of not using their heads.

In his speech, he announced he was taking his talents to the University of Akron.

Aside from the included clip, I did not see any of the game. How many times was Helio Castroneves' girlfriend shown during the last inning? And what was Beccy Hunter-Reay's reaction?

This event replaced the U.S. Lawn Dart Championship, which was deemed unsafe.