This is called striking while the iron is in a semi-warm state, perhaps slightly above room temperature.

Rest in peace in pieces, maybe?

Most of the 86 pounds were in the form of the team's dulce de leche mule.

With Beef O'Brady's gone, it's addition by subtraction.

In the spirit of the World Cup, that had quality.

And a Florida retiree crack to boot.

Maybe now the food at the game will be decent.

Deadspin's next round of C-roll footage is off to a poor start.

Lots of times I want these things to end way sooner, but not this one. Makes me wanna hear more.

I loved watching baseball on TV as a kid, but since there were no real leagues near me, I never got to play. So I gravitated to other sports and ended up playing a little college basketball. But when my son started playing baseball, the love came back, and now I prefer it over all the other major sports. By far.

USA wins 3 unpaid power bills to 1.

(looks down) Yes!

Your move, Putin.

Rothstein was just reacting to the fact that Miami fired him 23 years ago.

Williams' inability to guess Gwynn's weight might explain how he managed to land all those 7,500-pound Tarpon.

Is the defense ready to rest? That was about 10 paragraphs too many for a purveyor of awful music.

What's the safe word?

"This changes nothing."

You're the reason we can't have nice things.

Don't forget he also inspired a short-lived TV show about a guy in search of his next cocaine high called "Blow, Diego, Blow!"