Wouldn't it be more fitting to hold up one of the World Cup participation medals you get for losing in the round of 16?

Minus the bathrobe, this looks likethe Vincent "Chin" Gigante defense to make people think he's lost his marbles.

Amazing what one capital N can do.

So, no one else born in the U.S. has won this award? Amazing.

The final page used to have directions to Steve Phillips' house.

What you describe happens everywhere, every day. It's called peer pressure. It's not exclusive to any group. Just have to deal with it.

Well, whatever. I went to FCA meetings in college, and I know lesbians who went, and none of this was ever discussed. What I do recall is having some decent fellowship with athletes of all stripes.Nobody was forced to go, and all were free to leave as they pleased. If her account is accurate, this is a poor…

Best ever, for a few reasons.

Great. We'll get to see the invitation and letter split-screen at next year's 500.

Thanks to cataracts, this is what Heat Fan Grandma sees.

That one goes waaaaay back.

I can't decide which mega-wealthy-person phrase I'm more enamored with: "geographic flexibility," "value destructive" or "I don't work anymore."

Tuukka Rask, which in Finnish means "not Tim Thomas."

Typical. Pac-12 is DFL, again, because of East Coast bias.

Bobby Brown, you sumbitch. Stealing everybody's joke.

Uh, Whitney Houston's appearances have been canceled for some time now, Maya.

Is there anything that franchise won't drive into the ground? If the Red Sox were the Catholic Church, they would canonize Dave Roberts annually and elect Tim Wakefield pope. If only they'd do something about Monsignor Remy.

I was at what many people thought would be the Bucs' last game in Tampa, in 1995. Rumors were flying that the team would be relocating. Then the Glazers came in and made immediate positive changes and began to turn things around. As an owner, Malcolm was just what the team needed.

Like the rest of us, Jeter just sat back and watched the implosion.

On hearing the news, the Bucs front office announced it would immediately have electrical service installed.