Spillers get killers?

This is typically how breakups happen in Northern Ireland. Subsequent bombings are optional.

The best part is when she banged her pills together like thunder sticks.

If they really wanted to show their affection, they would've thrown the hats to cover that crappy spot by the sidewalk. Hide their lawn. Hide it!

If they really wanted to show their affection, they would've thrown the hats to cover that crappy spot by the sidewalk. Hide their lawn. Hide it!

Really? Fine then. Democrats are responsible for people not only being on welfare, but making sure they stay there. I can make political generalizations, too.

"Amateur."

And only Republicans are responsible for this?

In fairness, everything is to the right of Keith Olbermann.

Dunno. Why don't you check for yourself to defend your weak point?

Cobb County commissioners not only are adept at getting stadiums built with public funds, they're also pretty good at railroading.

Did he, or did he not, ask: "Is this how you make an ass of yourself at work?"

That you, Magary?

Let me be the first to suggest that his father visit him often in prison. Like, 162 times a year sounds about right.

Now you're cooking with giant ass.

Note to Browns fans: fucking the football does not equate to sexing the baseball.

This is a wholly unsatisfying conclusion. I can't see any way LeBron James or Mark Jackson can gravy-train off this.

Minus the croup, I've experienced just about all those things as a parent of two. I remember those times picking up my children sleeping in awkward places and positions, and I miss them. My son - all 6-4, 245 of him - graduated from high school this week, and my 16-year-old daughter began driving to school a few weeks…

I've always wanted to know what it would be like to read Dr. Seuss in longform.

Beat me to it.