To me, the bigger question is, how much longer until men who willingly go by the name "Dick" are all gone?

Oh, yeah, I remember seeing them on the way to the beach.

Are they still at Ft. Harrison, in uniform?

Huffing in New Mexico and Colorado? Clearly, this guy needs to live in a place where the air isn't so thin.

Rumor has it that Moyes and another Glazer reject, Greg Schiano, have been discussing various meanings of the word "sacked."

That is fantastic.

True. Socialists like Sanders are more open with their intentions.

There's a difference?

Taking that a step further, how about the oppression the rest of the country feels being represented by the Cowboys?

They spent more time reading this than ACA.

Well, duh, tell us something we don't know!

Alternate headline: Lame Ducks Seek Name Change

I mean, are those game pants cut off above the knees? Is he too cheap to get real swim trunks at Target? Also, he might have an estrogen imbalance.

Gaahhh, that's creepy-short!

Easy to tell it's the ghost of a German World Cup player. Notice how it disappears at a critical juncture?

Doesn't look like Eli even has one.

So few are in Miller's league. Upton looks like she was assembled at a mannequin factory, but not all the parts match.

Maybe it's precisely because she's very young, but I don't get the fascination with her.

He says lots of things but never writes them down. Or, he's an enormous liar. He's an enormous liar.

See the utter confusion Rome causes?