Wait, what? So much for great minds! Think there's a misunderstanding here.

It is, but I'm really bad at keeping notes, so don't worry about it.

We should be very afraid. For each other.

Something about great minds and thinking...

Do we go with the four-letter variety or the more clinical five?

Egad, I actually went/was dragged to one of his appearances. It was as awful as you can imagine. Rigamortis has nothing on his stiffness.

You said what most of us are thinking.

I'm torn this. On one hand, this guy is gonna be catching passes for my team and could be jerk. On the other, he was surly enough to bunt Rome's softball questions foul. After review, gotta give Evans the benefit of the doubt. Rome is intolerable anymore.

What's the limit then?

Doesn't Nelson Forensics know that concourse-level people are sensitive about their weight?

More patently obvious phony appearance enhancer: new coach's dentures, or Wayne Rooney's plugs? Let's hear it, Man-U fans!

-1 peninsula to the back of your head.

Also about 2 hours away. It's a goofy place, but I do like going there.

You're right about all that. I watch most Rays games and catch a few in person, and it's a similar scene.

If you look really closely - took me a couple times to spot it - you'll notice that a lot of fat people attend and work at Rangers games.

Headline is not up to Deadspin standards. Try: NCAA ROBS MICHIGAN OUTFIELDER OF SPENDING MONEY, BASIC HUMAN DECENCY

Also true!

Worst Shanghai Surprise since Sean Penn and Madonna.

Jupiter is the best! It's been rumored that girls go there to get stupider.

Such artistry and passion. They really nailed the facial expressions of guys getting pelted with loose change.