And why stop there? Jupiter has, like, 12 moons.

Next stop: The Louvre.

Let's try to do better with the lineup second time through, Jake.

Unbeknownst to all in attendance, the man holding the bullhorn began what became the modern-day Amber Alert when he yelled out "Has anyone seen Mr. Lindbergh's baby?"

Somebody tell Gomez it's an MLB clubhouse, not a Sotheby's auction.

That's a woman who looks like she's experienced at throwing 'em back.

That's the look of a man who realizes he's been cheated out of an Oedipus complex.

You must be at least this tall to talk out your ass.

Same here. We should have a support group.

I've heard rumblings on these things. But it seems since he's an FOO, it never goes anywhere.

You go, Feng. You hold Ming's feet to the fire! Or maybe just hold his feet. Or even look at them funny. They'll break. He has brittle feet.

He probably does. Fair game.

Why is "grilled cheese" hyphenated? It's a cheese sandwich that's grilled.

I don't get this guy.

Will it compete with Larry Johnson's league?

That's not good.

Irrational NFL fans, you say? I went to the Giants-Bucs playoff game in 2008. Saw a huge fight in the stands involving a number of blue jerseys. But, the NY fan I sat next to was genuinely nice. Giants fans are legion.

I'm sure he will. Butprobably not in San Diego.

Could it also be because Kerr wanted to get away from Marv Albert's creepy obsession with asking him about the Knicks job? "Yes!"

I read the cat post during my son's baseball game last night, and somebody there had an identical kitten. No word whether it was a Manning.