And somehow, 6 stars for the lowest of hanging fruit. KG would be proud.

I came to make a The Busy World of Richard Scarry reference and saw that i had been beaten to the punch. I’m not at all upset with that. Thank you.

Animals...

What a fucking game... What a fucking finish.

+1 you sick sonuvabitch

He also totally punched Theophane in the dick. Further evidence of Broner’s dickish tendencies.

Not completely different, exactly. I’m more of a switch hitter. Depending on the job, I’ll either sit or stand as I deem appropriate. There isn’t a bright line distinction that dictates which to use. It's more a sliding scale test sort of thing.

Ooof

This makes me happy. I had a shitty Thursday, but this makes me happy.

What?

Somewhere, Alexis Jones is probably laughing maniacally.

Really hoped I’d be the first to make a Jim-Irsay-does-drugs comment... Motherfuck!

As if!

I saw this movie as a child, so I clearly missed this reference. Fucking hilarious. Almost makes me want to go re-watch it now if it wasn’t, you know, Clueless.

Vicente Fox is not the sitting Mexican president, Enrique Peña-Nieto is (Peña-Nieto is also a POS and not at all popular amongst the majority of the Mexican people).

This. I spit my Easter BBQ onto my nice shirt when I read this.

And open letters! Don't forget the open letters.

You’re still surprised after Bicycle-Kick-Ghazi? That’s on you, my friend.

Lol, the Spurs were nowhere near their best last night (the Spurs were uncharacteristically sloppy and inefficient on the offensive end), but I don’t disagree with your general sentiment. It was very disconcerting as a Spurs fan to see the Dubs play so poorly, yet still be within striking distance very late in the…

Matt Barnes has truly run out of fucks to give. Also, you know a dude isn’t a “fake tough-guy” when the target of his ire requires a multiple person escort to ensure said target’s safety.