Yeah, I’m not a big hockey guy, but I played tons of Wayne Greyzky 3D Hockey 98 as a youngster so I know what cross-checking is... I rolled my eyes a little when I actually saw the video and read the story after being suckered in by the headline.

If this was a hockey story, I’d easily believe that “Boca Juniors” and “River Plate” were player names, rather than club names.

Thank you, kindly. Not “John Maddened” or anything that clever, but I was proud of my effort.

Haha! What a dick.

Haha seriously... It seems like you’d get a better result by, for example, just editing the color and side decals on the helmets, as opposed to just going Face/Off and mushing each guy’s face into the other guy’s helmet. It’s especially troublesome trying to fit Peyton’s head into anything normal-sized.

Everybody around my desk is staring because of the involuntary “HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!” that escaped my lips upon reading this.

Regardless of the outcome, I hope it’s a contest worthy of the hype. Last night was simply brutal.

1. I can’t wait to see the perfectly normal, healthy relationship that develops between these two and their old man a few years down the road.

What I find most concerning are San Antonio’s slow starts as of late. Their defense is top flight, to be sure, but I’m not positive that they could survive Golden State opening up a double digit lead early. If GS jumps out ahead by a bunch in the first, they aren’t gonna look back, as we saw today.

I guess I’m the only guy in the world who didn’t think it was an intentional nut-shot such as, say, CP3's destruction of Chris Kaman’s sperm repository or even Bruce Bowen’s perfect Muay Thai knee to groin technique against Steve Nash... But I've been wrong before.

10 for originality and awesomeness

Also, I think this stare down was the result of Evans rejecting his dunk attempt and knocking him to the hardwood like one or two possession immediately before this moment.

Thank goodness for DVR. When I saw Boban the Giant stare into this dude’s soul, I immediately hit rewind and grabbed my phone to memorialize the moment for posterity. I shall tell my grandchildren about this moment.

Just curious, but didn’t a previous Deadspin article on this subject refer to the offficial explanation eventually given by the police? Something along the lines of “we did it to protect his medical privacy because it was a medical call and not a police call?” I’m not making a comment on the veracity of any such…

Fuuuuuuuuck. Unparalleled, unfiltered, unabridged savagery.

Jesus +1

Pretty soon, it’s gonna be impossible to find a non-photoshopped pic of PFM’s melon anywhere on the Internet.