Replying to you, because I’m not responding to this dude’s shit directly:

Spoiler alert: the queers don’t get to vote on best queer movie. Just like the daters don’t get to vote on best date movie. It’s called...MARKETING

When God made you and me, before we came out of the womb, you know who you are and what you are.

That’s exactly it. Brilliant follow-up to the original parody.

let’s also point out that he’s failing miserably with a loaded fire arm on his hip (at a children’s playground)...

Sorry you can’t handle a little thought bro. You’re free to focus on the dumb aspects and ignore any deeper meaning others might find, but other people are allowed to think and connect even a light-hearted thing to broader societal issues, and there is often utility in doing that, even if not everyone wants to…

I figured that was part of the joke? A bunch of those 90s pop acts just sort of swapped people out and never said a word.

I blame Christmas.

For some reason, they chose a cutoff of 1990, which ignores the musically superior 60s-80s.

I’m old, so I know my choices may not register with your audience, but:

I make that Wisconsin Risotto about once a year and serve it with the bets brats I can find.  It might be the best recipe ever featured on The Takeout.

Kristen seemed like the obvious choice. I think she will do well. How many challenges in the season will feature some sort of combination of cheese curds, bratwurst or beer?

I am in reasonably convenient driving distance from the State Fairgrounds—about an hour—but I just don’t really like the State Fair all that much. It is occasionally tempting, but there’s just too many damn people (check the handle!) and not enough interesting to do there. If I was going for the rides, I’d just rather…

First, who calls them “Sandos”? Sammy, yeah...but Sando? Ugh. It is not gonna be your signature madeup word.

Bought an indie videogame on my Nintendo Switch ($15) that cost less than a sandwich at some restaurants ($16+)

Don’t forget your PIN number!

Their wrap was actually pretty good. Basically any dish plus fried rice or fried noodles in a big tortilla. At least they didn’t put it in a “bao bun” because bao means bun. It’s saying bun bun.

Can’t believe you left out the SPAM museum in Austin Minnesota.  It’s a lot of fun and they have the Monty Python sketch playing on a loop in one corner.