Wait till you hear about antipasto. 

no- they taste like sweetened styrofoam

I’m really enjoying Utica! Okay, her drag’s not perfect -- although I did love the Edwardian Vamp look -- but she’s still a lot of fun to watch. Still, though, Ru’s introduction would have been a lot more effective if she had said “Rochester...Brooklyn Park...Utica. Minnesota!” Missed opportunity, girl.

Not from the UK but lived there for a while and I made it a point to try them since the candy store on my way to work always had them in the window.

Are you sure it isn’t paper?

Six hours might be the length of time between meals, but I’m betting he didn’t ask his daughter to cook the beans RIGHT AFTER a meal, so the six hours ought to be tacked on to the amount of time after a meal he asked his daughter to make the beans. 

“Any advice to bridge the gap?”

The dalmatian one offends me because I don’t have a dalmatian to cuddle and give belly rubs to.

Wait... this could be huge.

Sounds like both of your time machines worked and took you back a decade and a half.

Fuck you.

Pirates and the Haunted Mansion may be a little silly, but to say that these classic rides aren’t “good” is straight up clickbait.

“We’ve had gays, lesbians and bisexuals for centuries and horrible brutalized them. What’s new is, that has become unpopular, and that makes me mad.”

Canceraids is cured by listening to Dawes.

I’m considering deducting half a thanks, though, due to the fact that Allison caught neither her husband nor her son reacting on video.

Thanks for this service, and an extra, double, super-duper thanks for not making it a slideshow!

This is the quality of content I, a loyal reader, expect of Takeout.

I mean...I can’t imagine the pedialyte McFlurry would be WORSE if you added cheese to it...

Inuit was going to happen.

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