I expect this one will make money, because Disney movies for all their mediocrity tend to do just that.

“The wind isn’t vegan when it has grill smells.” -Morrissey

The trick to cooking bagel eaters is to boil them before baking them.

Not to mention the added benefit that eating an apple onscreen is a great way to make you look like even more of an asshole. 

“...female-centric apple play...”

I believe you. Since you’re here, can one actually trademark Satan or Baphomet? Even if the two statues are similar, they are based on the same very public domain illustrations.

I have friends who have daughters. Once the older one (14) told the middle one (9) that “gullible” meant “really smart and cool.” For upwards of a year she would call her little sister “gullible” frequently, which always brought a smile to the younger girl’s face, but little else.

I was expecting “Delilah,” honestly. 

Well placed ad:

I am disappointed that Duck & Waffle, Mr Fogg’s House of Botanicals, Scout, Tariff & Dale, and Panda and Sons are not the available flavors. 

Cmon. It’s obviously American trolls asking these questions.

As long as you live in my house, I reserve all copyrights, trademarks and licenses.

Yeah, you really can’t get catch any pizza-fish in those land locked midwestern states...

Square cut pizza is for rubes who are confused by triangles. 

Don’t kill them, because spiders eat many times their weight in bugs that want your blood.

Im sorry, do you work for NPR?

I cannot agree about Room on the Broom enough. Both the book and cartoon are fantastic (I agree about reading the book first but I like the small additions/changes the cartoon makes a lot). The book sells everywhere and the short is on Netflix (and only 30 minutes) so no excuses, people!

I know. As a teetotaler, I’m always like, you want $8 for a drink without booze in it? Are you mad? I like a good mocktail too, but give major side eye to places that charge huge prices for what is essentially juice + soda. Thanks, I'll have a gingerale.

I’m a non-drinker (I come from a long line of alcoholics and decided the tradition stopped at me) and ordering a Diet Coke-and-lime everywhere can get more than a little old at time. I love the idea of a cocktail, but until recently the best I could get were some flavored lemon- or limeades. The recent mocktail trend…

Hey, some of us bring the No Fucking section with us wherever we go.