we’re the Wisconsin of the North.

More north than Wisconsin? So Canada?

Yay they have marginally better fast food. Except (parts of) the Midwest has Culver’s and they have cheese curds. Checkmate, In-N-Out.

I think the distance between the top and bottom in D3 football is wider than it is in D1. I played at Macalester, a small liberal arts nerd school (I chuckled at Gagliardi’s assertion that players don’t read playbooks, because ours was huge and I made it into flashcards) in St. Paul, MN. Macalester is way more…

I don’t understand why Gotham won’t do Condiment King. I mean, they can’t be afraid the show will get silly.

Burner name checks out. 

Three tequila recommendations from a fancy tequila e-shopfella

I read “kid flavored” and just chuckle. That would be a very niche market. 

Not only that, but it’s been found in household drinking water across the country. BE SCARED.

Only a small handful of spider species in Australia are venomous, and most of them are very rare and very shy (the redback spider being an exception - it’s shy too but its habit of hiding in woodpiles and shoes makes it more likely a person can get an accidental bite). All of the venomous species are very small. The…

We just need to spin the BS alarmism into features. Personally, I drink unfathomable amounts of La Croix as a cockroach repellent, and it’s been working great so far.

(the joke is that you ruined it)

20 stars and I’ll block this commenter

Tahani: “Gosh you’re pretty!”

Without listening to a note of this album (though I am a big Cat Power fan) - judging by their traditional grading arc for long-established acts... Predicted Pitchfork rating for this album: 6.4. 

Your reaction is more or less the sum of the struggle most Reader Response critics face in their personal lives. (Short version: All critical theories examine the relationship between author, reader, and text, where “text” can mean anything from a traditional ink-and-paper book to a television show or a video game;…

The main reason I haven’t switched to grocery delivery is that I don’t really trust anyone else to pick my produce, with avocados being at the top of the list in the cross section of foods I love vs. how much faith I have in someone else to choose them.

i hate when people refer to their pets as “fur children.”

**Clears throat, stands up in front of class, shuffles papers, and begins to read**

“We relaxed our editorial standards—and so should you!”