Filipina nannies know how to make those delicious Tagalog Cookies. 

Never have I seen someone so confident they will die with a cow’s anus in their mouth

how much of a discount are you getting for waffle mix that retails for like two bucks a box?

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

I’d 100% lay it on even thicker just to make sure you never come back. Get over yourself dude.

Oh honey, you think you’re really slathering on the cleverness here but you just sound like a huge dork. I mean the hentai comment would just come across as a weird joke rather than a burn and the mom’s medicine cabinet one is just fucking cringey.

I feel they would also decry a non-white server as “speaking jive at them” when they said “Hi, welcome to [restaurant name] did you have any questions on the menu?”

A great and very informative article. However it does prove my theory that the Takeout is in fact trying to kill me.

I was in high school over 15 years ago and they’d already cracked that code on that. Fingertips were the length cutoff for any shorts, regardless of fabric or gender.  This isn’t rocket appliances.

thats quite a bald take, jared.

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

Can’t wait for the comments after this gets cross-posted to The Root.

That’s because they are unkissable.

Sometimes, a day spent with a toddler is a game of running out the clock.

The only two options!

I guess you can chalk this up as a win for the Necco fan.

At least Gritty is wearing pants.

Deadspin is a pro-Gritty shop

Peer reviewed, double blind trial with a statistically significant number of participants or it didn’t happen.

Personally, I prefer a ratio 0% mayo, 0% ketchup, and 100% processed cheese sauce of unknown provenance, but you do you.