Outside of the courtroom, Knight’s daughter said that she was “surprised he pleaded out” because “normally he likes the cameras to be on him 24/7.”

Sam Barsanti is an anagram for “It’s a man bra”

Is the Sabrina show the reason it’ll be a decade before Aguirre-Sacasa gets around to writing another issue of ‘Afterlife with Archie’? If so, fuck it.

Gotchu Fam

As someone who doesn’t drink I once made the mistake of telling a group of people that I think beer is kind of overrated and that maybe we as a society spend too much time obsessing over it. I seriously wondered if they would have hated me less had I been a Republican instead.

The quoted passage gives context for who William Castle is, enough context for the reader to understand the basic gist of the thing, and the reader can also google to find out more.

That’s what’s fun about the passage, I learned something new, and that something new both drew me in to the review thanks to the joy of…

If only the very passage you’re quoting explained who William Castle was in reference to this movie.

So are we going to just gloss over how the first step is "make crepes" like it is easier than spreading soft butter on toast? Because these sound delicious, but they are likely to end up as quesadillas in the Lizardo household.

 no one Vikes that

I had forgotten she was one of the fanfic haters. You’re so right.

Oh, I’m so glad you said that. What I read screamed “fanfic” so loudly! Can an author write fanfic of her own characters? It seems so.

To claim that women were put into mental asylums for reading books in the late 19th century is a little bit absurd, considering that most of the publishing industry at the time was directed towards its huge female readership base. A sympathetic Henry James short story at the time, probably written for a woman’s…

I won’t miss Cooking Light. However, I will pour out a little cognac (down my throat) when Saveur and Food and Wine bite the dust.

I’ll give you one on the condition it has to be delivered via overhand throw.

I do not currently own a potato and I am upset by this. 

That’s what I call my crotch in my head, i.e. “my cooch is totally sweaty right now”. Having someone try to seduce me by using that word is just HILARIOUS. And gross. Less creative than cooter or hairy clam I guess.

That’s not even the best breakfast sandwich at McDonalds. I order the sausage biscuit with egg and add cheese. Biscuits > English muffins. 

Note: my review copy of the game was the fancy Anniversary Edition that came with 100,000 VC baked-in, so I could instantly bump my guy up to an overall rating of 75, which let me cruise through 2K19's lengthy prelude section against Chinese and G-League teams. This was also helpful because it let me get a better…

One of my favorite details in Spotlight was how well the costumers nailed reporters’ completely unattractive wardrobes.