Cool story, bro.

why didn’t you tell us this earlier, zukka 

Way to bury the lede. Chicken fingers and ranch dressing? I don’t know if you are history’s greatest monster or genius.

This is, beat for beat, a reimagining  of The Fellowship of the Ring except for the fact that Samwise managed to find honey mustard. 

Asking servers to tell people to put away their phones sounds like a great way to cut into their tips. Fuck off, restaurants that are doing this.

Will you also get to deal with Nazis Magneto-style?

I am the Rock, I’m on an Island.

Okay, but what if, and stay with me here, what if the zombie sex slave could ALSO make brownies?

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

i know the big bang theory is hated, but does it actually have a dedicated fan base ?

Doctor Who lost out to the Kardashians? Are you fucking kidding me? Doctor Who has been Toxic Fans since the seventies. That poser has nothing, NOTHING on them.

The fact that Andrew, a busy man who circles the globe multiple times a year, would clear his calendar and not ever miss the MN State Fair — that tells me something.

What was that series and author who read that box of Sci-Fi paperbacks? Man I loved that series...

Look, I’m not a fan of comic book movies, and I’m a film snob, and hell, just look at my name and avatar, but even I rolled my eyes a bit when Hawke invoked Bergman and Bresson.

Portals!

Jesus H Christ. I researched that stupid post way more than it deserved and this is what I get!

While I don’t have enough information to opine on whether e-lending is hurting retail sales, I can say with confidence, “Don’t fuck with librarians”.

Then my work here is done.

Is there something inherent to this setting that elicits this particular phrasing?

With Whipped Cream’s letter takes me back - about eight years ago a corporate directive came down to the coffee shop in the media store I managed to start charging $0.25 for whipped cream, and the cafe manager had her staff ignore the directive. Soon after that, there was a theft where an unauthorized person gained…