I think the distance between the top and bottom in D3 football is wider than it is in D1. I played at Macalester, a small liberal arts nerd school (I chuckled at Gagliardi’s assertion that players don’t read playbooks, because ours was huge and I made it into flashcards) in St. Paul, MN. Macalester is way more…

Burner name checks out. 

Three tequila recommendations from a fancy tequila e-shopfella

I read “kid flavored” and just chuckle. That would be a very niche market. 

Not only that, but it’s been found in household drinking water across the country. BE SCARED.

Only a small handful of spider species in Australia are venomous, and most of them are very rare and very shy (the redback spider being an exception - it’s shy too but its habit of hiding in woodpiles and shoes makes it more likely a person can get an accidental bite). All of the venomous species are very small. The…

We just need to spin the BS alarmism into features. Personally, I drink unfathomable amounts of La Croix as a cockroach repellent, and it’s been working great so far.

(the joke is that you ruined it)

20 stars and I’ll block this commenter

Tahani: “Gosh you’re pretty!”

Without listening to a note of this album (though I am a big Cat Power fan) - judging by their traditional grading arc for long-established acts... Predicted Pitchfork rating for this album: 6.4. 

Your reaction is more or less the sum of the struggle most Reader Response critics face in their personal lives. (Short version: All critical theories examine the relationship between author, reader, and text, where “text” can mean anything from a traditional ink-and-paper book to a television show or a video game;…

The main reason I haven’t switched to grocery delivery is that I don’t really trust anyone else to pick my produce, with avocados being at the top of the list in the cross section of foods I love vs. how much faith I have in someone else to choose them.

i hate when people refer to their pets as “fur children.”

In conclusion, Bob’s Burgers is a land of contrasts.

**Clears throat, stands up in front of class, shuffles papers, and begins to read**

“We relaxed our editorial standards—and so should you!”

Filipina nannies know how to make those delicious Tagalog Cookies. 

Never have I seen someone so confident they will die with a cow’s anus in their mouth

how much of a discount are you getting for waffle mix that retails for like two bucks a box?