They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

I feel they would also decry a non-white server as “speaking jive at them” when they said “Hi, welcome to [restaurant name] did you have any questions on the menu?”

A great and very informative article. However it does prove my theory that the Takeout is in fact trying to kill me.

I was in high school over 15 years ago and they’d already cracked that code on that. Fingertips were the length cutoff for any shorts, regardless of fabric or gender.  This isn’t rocket appliances.

thats quite a bald take, jared.

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

Can’t wait for the comments after this gets cross-posted to The Root.

That’s because they are unkissable.

Sometimes, a day spent with a toddler is a game of running out the clock.

The only two options!

I guess you can chalk this up as a win for the Necco fan.

At least Gritty is wearing pants.

Deadspin is a pro-Gritty shop

Peer reviewed, double blind trial with a statistically significant number of participants or it didn’t happen.

Personally, I prefer a ratio 0% mayo, 0% ketchup, and 100% processed cheese sauce of unknown provenance, but you do you.

Outside of the courtroom, Knight’s daughter said that she was “surprised he pleaded out” because “normally he likes the cameras to be on him 24/7.”

Sam Barsanti is an anagram for “It’s a man bra”

Is the Sabrina show the reason it’ll be a decade before Aguirre-Sacasa gets around to writing another issue of ‘Afterlife with Archie’? If so, fuck it.

Gotchu Fam

The quoted passage gives context for who William Castle is, enough context for the reader to understand the basic gist of the thing, and the reader can also google to find out more.

That’s what’s fun about the passage, I learned something new, and that something new both drew me in to the review thanks to the joy of…