How dare you besmirch Loonatics Unleashed like this!

Culvers also uses never-frozen beef and cooks burgers to order, before anyone responds to you with “but MAH FRESHNESS” bullshit.

Sweet is topped with Sprite (or equivalent), press is topped with 50/50 Sprite (or equivalent) and club soda, and sour is topped with Squirt (or... actually, wait, are there Squirt equivalents out there?). Sour is the way to go IMO; otherwise it’s just sweet on sweet on sweet.

Is Pearson’s a regional thing? I’m in the Twin Cities (where they’re located) so I’m always slightly baffled when people talk about Payday as anything but an inferior pretender.

Don’t you know? Having multiple universes automatically makes a movie Marvel schlock, despite *checks notes* literally everything else about it

Given what he seems to think “unresolved” means for television finales, I’m surprised The Sopranos wasn’t on Matt’s list.

Do Arbyses even have grills? IIRC there’s nothing on their normal menu that requires one. I gotta assume that’s why they do the deep-fryer thing instead of your eminently more reasonable suggestion.

It’s too bad the pH isn’t high enough for that to result in a grade-school volcano

No, for once in his life Hughes is right. The song is 40, the book is 50

If you’re not already, please use the worm costume photo as the header for all articles about Klum. Thank you.

Surely babies, who don’t know that their limbs belong to them, have a perfectly-formed sense of self.

Actually, lemme give a genuine response in addition to my snarky one:

Is this really the comedy you’re choosing to decry for marketing oversaturation in the summer that freakin Barbie came out?

100%. Fall products (including Halloween stuff) shouldn’t be available until after Labor Day, and Christmas products shouldn’t be available until after Halloween. Christmas music shouldn’t be played publicly until after Thanksgiving.

Yeah, this is just how Eurodance was as a genre. If anything, swapping out the “singer” just makes it a more accurate pastiche.

Nah, it’s funny because it’s a cop. I see parents eat it on slides occasionally, and it never elicits more than some sympathetic winces. An armed Enforcer of The Law just blasting down a slide with no children evident is funny because it takes cops’ flopping to pretend that their jobs are especially dangerous and lays…

Gee, it’s a pretty big oversight that all that “real news footage” doesn’t show any clips from that riot a couple years ago where a cop was actually killed!

This whole article is a super-shitty thing to write, but whoever wrote that headline especially should be fired. Into the sun.

Were you at the old or new location? They moved in... 2016 I think? So it could be that they scaled back their flavor availability in the new place. But also, I was there mid-pandemic (I actually went because I got my vaccines in a nearby town) so that could be the issue.

Who arranged this? A bracket’s not something you just throw together! You gotta seed it so that the big dogs don’t face each other right away or you end up with situations like WAP or Summertime getting knocked out in the first round.