They must have a style guide that says to use the most recent work rather than the best-known one. I wouldn’t exactly describe Alita as the thing Waltz is known for either.

It would be more important than ever to determine whether a hot dog is a sandwich, because if they are, then all sandwiches would be dangerous disease vectors!

Did whoever picked that header photo know about your inability to casually wear a beret?

$6 a pound? Psssh, that’s child’s play! Never forget the time Gwen’s husband spent $16 a pound on beans for a goddamn cassoulet—a preparation that ensured nobody could tell the difference.

Ah yes, placebo highlighters!

Yes, how dare a critic write a mildly negative review of something other critics liked!

This is a really minor example, but when my husband and I get soft drinks while we’re out to eat, most of the time the server gives me his Sprite and him my Coke. It would never have occurred to me that these sodas are gendered, but here we are.

For some unfathomable reason, the MOA Rainforest Cafe was a “cool” place to eat before dances when I was in high school, so I’ve been there (well, to the old first-floor location) a few times. It is indeed fine! It feels like the most MOA of the MOA restaurants, which I basically mean as a compliment.

Okay, cool, but when are we gonna get a Callan reboot??

If it helps, I squeeze lime juice on it too if I have a lime around.

I have absolutely done this. Avocados basically come with their own bowls! Why go through the extra trouble of scooping it into a different bowl if I’m not gonna add anything other than a little salt?

I eat with a spoon and take the pit out first, though. I’m not a monster.

There’s a chapter with pasties and various savory breads, yeah. It’s still all dough-based, of course, because this is a baking book rather than a general cookbook.

POLLO CAMPERO HAS A SANDWICH NOW??

Okay, so I voted, and

Nah, I think your situation is different. Sharing food, to me (and, it seems, to Danny) means that both people are actively eating it. If you’re finishing off someone’s unwanted food, only one person is chowing down at a time. That’s much less weird.

IIRC, STX picked it up for distribution after the original production company went bankrupt. I too am shocked that a company willing to throw $75M at goddamn Playmobil went under.

I’m choosing to believe that they think gnomes are real and are offended that you asserted otherwise, even with your caveat.

What if you just file literally everything to “Sports” in addition to any other tags? That’s probably enough to fool the chungus in charge that all content is 100% sports.

He’s like the male Anna Faris