Take your goddamn star, you monster

Honestly, I would be disappointed if the new EIC was someone with safe, reasonable takes.

Truly, you were a benevolent overlord.

If I say I’m happy about this, can I finally get ungreyed?

To be fair, Luke never wins any lightsaber fights either. I don’t know why we’d expect him to be good at teaching other people to do it.

And if you clone Sheev, is the clone Sheeev or Sheeeev?

Shedinja doesn’t have wings. Those are shreds of exoskeleton that used to cover the hole in its back before ninjask burst out.

I mention this only because it is rad as hell. Seriously, what a cool design choice.

The only way I can ever find old AVC articles is to go to Google and do a site-specific search. And in this case, it’s still a crapshoot whether Kinja will let the URL through.

Sheev!

I wish they’d at least redo the old ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter ride now that they actually own the rights to Alien. 

This article is about two completely different things: A developer being harassed about microtransactions he had no control over, and the existence of those microtransactions in the first place. By combining them, you’re implying that in order to be against harassment, one must be for microtransactions, and that’s…

Are you trying to tell me that “Bruce saw a bat while he was trying to come up with a costume” is a less-stupid explanation for a character’s motif? Because I contend that it is not; it’s just been stupid for a lot longer, so we’re all used to it.

Infernal Seasonings.

It’s interesting to see how many Takeout commenters are basically my mom when it comes to what they think Teens Today are up to.

- Both news stories linked in the article show the same four videos, and the one from Detroit re-runs a couple of them to pad its length.

How many times does Elvira have to be on the show before somebody realizes that she would be a perfect Snatch Game choice? C’mon, queens watching at home, she’s fabulous!

That headline sounds like the tagline for a restaurant-bathroom-based horror move.

It’s startling to me to see all the folks in this comment section who think the correct plural is “fish fry” because they don’t realize that the term refers to an event. I’m Midwestern as heck, and it never occurred to me that fish frys(/fries) were such a regional thing.

Also, has beating Dastardly ever been a major challenge for anyone?

20% of the cost of your coat, obviously.