My slowest local drive-thru is a Pollo Campero, but I can’t confirm whether that’s a chain-wide problem, because the next-closest location is six hours away.

The original House on Haunted Hill is in the public domain, and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for something fun-spooky to watch this Halloween season.

All of Starfleet’s most legendary officers (and Quark) join together...

The Berenstain/Berenstein thing is a commonly-used example of something called the Mandela affect, a goof-ass theory that widely-held false memories (like misspelling “Berenstain” or misremebering the movie Kazaam as being called “Shazaam”) are in fact bleed from slightly different alternate universes. In this case,…

So is this review from the Berenstein Bears universe, or...?

That was a weird discussion. You know, do we call it The Shape? Do we call it Halloween Returns? What do you call it? Technically, it’s the third Halloween II. It kind of got to the point where we were like, ‘Well, we don’t want to not invite anybody. We don’t want someone who is unfamiliar with the previous films to…

So he is! My brain just kind of erases them every time I see him, because he just seems like a mascot that should be pantsless.

This is only tangentially related, but my name is Martha, and one of the most unsettling experiences of my life was walking through a Macys and suddenly being confronted with a pie tin that said “Martha’s Pumpkin Pie” on it. Obviously, it was a Martha Stewart product, but in the moment, my brain just went, “Ahh, fuck,…

Who WOULDN’T want a free tattoo of a cherub holding a bag of dicks?

I’m so disappointed that this is the only use of the YOU FOOLS YOU CHILDREN YOU INFANTS tag.

Rice famously doesn’t allow anyone else to write fanfic about her characters, so the fic-y-ness makes perfect sense to me. The universe demanded that shitty Lestat fanfic come from somewhere, and Rice was the only outlet.

Is this...not a thing where you live? Am I the weird one for considering ranch one of the standard dipping-sauce options?? Has my whole life been a lie???

Okay, but is a turducken sausage in a bun a “sandwich?” Let’s ask some celebrities!

Yeah, some of this seems to be people voting up properties/people who are themselves annoying, rather than going by fanbase toxicity. If there is a dedicated BBT fandom out there, they’ve never done anything to get called out on pop culture websites, which probably means they don’t deserve to be in this bracket at all.

Keith Phipps’ Box of Paperbacks Book Club! Yeah, that was a great feature.

The group’s acronym is COK, which (a) is great for a chicken-advocacy group, and (b) leads me to assume the pantslessness was intentional.

It honestly never occurred to me until I read your comment that “Topher” is a diminutive of Christopher. I can’t decide whether that’s because I’m an idiot, or Topher is an idiotic name.

This is a bad analogy. The Mona Lisa is a shared thing—if someone spat on it, that would change the viewing experience for everybody. Whereas if someone orders an overcooked steak, they’re only changing the taste experience for themselves. Their choice doesn’t affect you in any way. Art-wise, it’s much more like…

It’s especially striking whenever Hal and Guy are together. Guy is treated more-or-less realistically by the fiction (by which I mean that a lot of people in-universe dislike him for being a dick). But no matter what Hal does, he’s treated, in-universe as someone who should be admired and sympathized with, especially…

So Moreno and Brie have to have some kind of deathmatch now, right? That’s how this feature works?