People who say “jimbal” exist and should be burned alive.

Early 90s. Lol. Gifs did not really come into the public consciousness until the late 90s. And even then, in a uni dorm with a fast connection, sites with a lot of gifs were extremely slow to load. And reaction gifs (really the only way they get used now) had to wait until improvements in texting/messaging.

GIF. “gift” without the “t”

wait, that chart does not show 3.7% growth. It shows almost a 6x increase. Did you actually see if that y-axis meant nothing? It’s not accurate on govt job growth either.

Assuming you are in North America, you are enjoying your IRA go up, as real wages finally climb, with lower tax rates, unemployment down, less regulation, no-more-personal-mandate to buy products unsuited to your situation....

Except people aren’t doing any better under Trump. Wages haven’t kept up, although productivity gains are making owners richer. 

I bought a Spanx t-shirt, because i was wearing a Spiderman body suit for Halloween. I would never wear one with regular clothes; once you take them off after a day of wearing them, you realize how sore you are.

Maybe your friends who are now parents look at you and say FastAssGolf is not  a cool person and doesn’t act responsibly and they want to act like you because they now have a more nuanced perspective on life. Maybe they think youre a gigantic dick.

Gizmodo hive-mind, does anybody remember a flash-based animation from around 98-99? it was a black and white spy short with a woman doing spy stuff. It took forever to load, even on our dorm connection, but while it loaded, you were provided with a first-person-on-rails shooter.

Not stupid =/= woke

I’m white but not stupid. I attended a wedding in GA and it was at a plantation. Bride and groom were white. All the guests were white. All the entertainment and location staff was black. As soon as the ceremony was over I grabbed a beer and turned to another New Yorker and his eyes were as wide as pie plates. And we…

He smoked all that weed and the best he could do was a Subaru Brat, but with four doors.

The CYBERTRUCK is simulacrum, but Musk’s erectile dysfunction is very real. 

If this is the way a Deadspin is going out, I’m all for it. Fuck these owners. May they meet the same fate as the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation.

Nobody dated John Meyer for his personality. Nobody is dating Jon Cryer Jr. aka Pete Davidson for his face.

Can somebody please explain the appeal of Steely Dan? Home recording and high-res fetishists love them but what did they do for hits beyond Reelin’ in the Years that merits such a high ranking among Deadspin Idiots(r)?

“Those tattoos are terrible, but they help me tell them apart.”

As a Tigers fan, I’d like to see Sanchez and Scherzer get their rings. But I’m not against JV getting his second either. 

As a white guy who wants the Greek system completely dismantled based on my experience with white Greek institutions, does black Greek life have the same problems with hazing, assault, and rape? 

[Gazes lovingly at my 73 Mini]