What are we doing wrong with our lives?

I wasn’t sure what to say, but then I wasn’t sure this was what I wanted. My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to. I was supposed to be excited, but I was bored and somewhat disgusted with myself, with her, with the whole business...I can assure…

My buddy played overseas for about 8 years. He was D1 good. He tried out for the Bucks and he spent an hour getting destroyed by old Earl Boykins. His agent was on the phone with Europe by the end of the day. There’s no way an even very tall and moderately above-average athlete could make an NBA roster.

My buddy had an 8 year career overseas. He’s good. But he said he spent 

“Look at this dick-punching goon Draymond! I wish we had the ‘old NBA’ back so my team could have our own dick-punching goon!”

Line the camper with diatome bricks and it’s a mobile Pizza Oven. Nice Price.

the author provided links to back up her info. You didn’t. So either reply with facts or shut the fuck up, Gene.

That cake is the Jeter Gift Basket of cakes. 

Look on the bright side: we’ll run out of young idiots eventually.

“She’s difficult. She’s a diva.” is the kind of thing that sometimes gets attached to a woman who turned down the sexual advances of powerful Hollywood men. I dont know much about Wu, but i tend to take a lot of these accusation with a grain of salt.

Once the Aussies and Brits discovered the all-you-can-drink bar at BLDY’s near our Eikawa School, it was all over. After a couple weeks, that BLDY’s took down the drink bar. 30 drunk foreigners in a restaurant that is similar to a down-market Denny’s demanding more Seagrams Seven to mix with their Melon Soda was…

BOA USA Shorts. (Made in the USA)

BOA USA Shorts. (Made in the USA)

Is it overwhelming?

This is America and if she doesn’t like it, she can leave Michigan and go back to her third world shit-hole of [checks notes] Kissimmee, Florida. 

That dialogue needs more JIM CASH. Too bad he wasn’t around to write this.

All I can think of is Gleaming the Cube when Christian Slater keeps saying “tighter” as his buddy adjusts the trucks for his big high speed run. 

Eggs Benny with crab or lobster

They are both robots, but Fed has a Tom Brady air that makes him easy to hate. He’s too damn perfect to be likeable. 

I thought this was an article from The Stacks. 

Yes.. I no longer like my team. Instead, I like three or four guys and just follow them around the league. I guess you could say this might have started with fantasy football, but it’s definitely gone to the next step with this NBA off-season.