Now that's targeting.

But in the cab company's defense, they are claiming Alexis had worn a lot of make up which made her look older, which is clearly a steaming crock of shit.

Some of us find detail-oriented obsessives to be terribly romantic, Jessica.

Honestly, these are adult women. Just because they are college students doesn't make them more needful of hand-holding. An 18 year old who is not in college is not afforded special help in navigating the legal system, so I'm not sure why these young women are at such a loss as to what to do. Is someone from the…

I'm sorry to be that person, but it's a tubal ligation, not litigation.

I'm suspicious of anyone who blabs incessantly about how kinky they are. Everyone is quick to claim they have some kink or "fetish" these days. Getting aroused by titties, for instance, is not a "fetish;" hate to break it to you but you basic. And being a misogynist is not a protected sexual class. The More Sexually…

I imagine that this year, Adam Levine's party is gonna go something like this:

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

Wait, she was raped in the hotel room, still went with him to a concert and then returned to the same hotel room where she had just been raped? Are you kidding me with that accusation?

I'm going to take a radical stance here and say I don't support teachers using school equipment to manufacture drugs or moonshine for personal/recreational use, either.

Well, I mean she likely took the instructions to school because they had the equipment she needed. And the GHB was probably for recreational use.

Avoid being sexually attractive

MORE PUNS!!! tiarable was excellent.

Something tells me this will go down as her crowning achievement.