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He had several burner phones. Some of the messages allude to that. “Text me from your private rebekah phone./ text me from your 205 phone. “ The old perv just had a hard time remembering which phone was which and couldn’t figure out how to covertly carry an additional phone.

I don’t own a toaster. Only a toaster oven since it can toast and roast. A regular toaster is just a crumb trap consuming counter space.

Go on...

Wimpy organic solutions not working? Time to apply some area denial chemical weapons!!!!!

hope you picked the right team

Should you have another lawyer on standby to sue your defense attorney? My experience has been that the only thing that can make a lawyer do a good job is fear of a better lawyer.

I have never done this. I have also never had sex.

Can someone just explain what he even meant?

Canadian riots over hockey get much more violent.

Isn’t smugness a theme of this election?

Evan as Olympic officials insist

A lot of emotional people feeling emotions over this game.

IITC is about the only third party tool I’ve ever seen Niantic tolerate (screen overlays can’t be fought effectively). That’s because it doesn’t ring any alarm bells. It just uses the data given by the intel map. Pokemon Go doesn’t have that kind of option at the moment.

My performance reviews are so bad that they leave me feeling guilty for breathing air that could be better used by human beings who actually deserve to live.

How do you find a job that doesn’t make you feel like a failure?

Quit immediately and find another job.

Seems like the polar ice caps are getting their white privilege checked.

People would put their phones on ceiling fans and the like to get their trekker (distance walked) badge in Ingress.

I don’t think you necessarily have to be a die hard to enjoy Ingress. There are plenty of sporadically active players who have a big impact when they roll through and smash some fields or beef up some portals.