I wish I hadn’t wasted so much time getting my hopes up and believing that anything in my life would turn out alright.

Good call. Best to make him wait until the second date.

Coffee makers are terrible for washing your hair.

I’ve been told a few times that I’ve blown it by not seeming interested. Apparently, some people do play hard to get and expect to be pursued. A lot of us guys that lash out are insecure and frustrated. Working up the courage to ask someone out, only to be shot down rather abruptly can be disheartening. Of course, you…

There are about 6,000 people who votes for these things. Take your complaints to them. Most of the movies up for awards along with the ones people bitching over for being left out, suck.

Is the effort of rounding up useless but mostly benign creatures actually a good use of resources?

*dies*

I’m not even sure that most humans are useful to humans.

In many of these high profile cases of officers shooting an unarmed person, the decision to squeeze the trigger was justifiable course of action but the decision to draw was not. You take away options when you draw your weapon.

Comedians are really petty and insecure it seems.

Worse than Hitler.

Some grad student in the department where I worked sent a email to the entire neurobiology department’s faculty, staff, students, work study students, etc. encouraging people to go out and vote for anyone but Obama. It got ugly.

Do you own space? No, naysa does.

His show on Comedy Central was awful.

Lack of nutrition is why immigrants from rural Central America and Mexico tend to short. It’s not genetics.

I had a bunch of screwed up roosters that just sounded like they were coughing/screaming when they crowed. A few hens crowed like that too.

Did you survive?

I used to keep golden and silver Sebright bantams. One of them followed me everywhere and would jump on my head to chill out. The roosters usually tried to fight everything. They would fight my dog or a my fucking drink if I sat it down outside.

Or did they just not care where Indiana is like the rest of the country?

The biggest mistake here is the assumption that there is a lot of room for improvement to milkshakes. This shit would be fine if they put it in a properly sized container.